Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
saying “dad and mom” just feels wrong like saying josh and drake it just isnt right
have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD
perks of not having a thigh gap:
- when food drops on your lap, you can catch it
(Source: rottenxcore)
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yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled
So I was watching some old TV shows the other day and I got bored and did some search…
Suzie crabgrass- From Ned’s declassified school survival guide
Then
Now-
Ned Bigby
Cookie
Jennifer aka Moze
Loomer
Coconut Head
Gordo from lizzie mcguire
Larry
Suite life of Zack and Cody- Esteban
Zack
Cody
The Twins
Wizards of Waverly place- Justin
(OMFG!!)
Max
Zoey 101- Dena
Dustin
Lola
Chase
James
Quinn-
Cory in the house- Cory
Sophie
Newt
That’s so Raven- Chelsea
Smart Guy- Tj
Marcus
Hannah Montana- Miley
Oliver
Boy meets world- Cory
Topenga-
Shawn-
Drake and Josh- Josh
































































