arachnids8rip:

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

and the award for unexpected turns goes to

h0llo:

saying  “dad and mom” just feels wrong like saying josh and drake it just isnt right

have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON

cr0wz:

ITS BACK

(Source: fagprince)

parrotcakes:

IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD

handgunsx:

perks of not having a thigh gap:

• when food drops on your lap, you can catch it

(Source: rottenxcore)

m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88:

yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled 

baby-purple:

Suzie crabgrass- From Ned’s declassified school survival guide

Then

Now-

Ned Bigby 

Cookie

Jennifer aka Moze

Loomer

Coconut Head

Gordo from lizzie mcguire 

Larry

Suite life of Zack and Cody- Esteban 

Zack

Cody

The Twins

Wizards of Waverly place- Justin

(OMFG!!)

Max

Zoey 101- Dena

Dustin

Lola

Chase

James

Quinn-

Cory in the house- Cory

Sophie 

Newt

That’s so Raven- Chelsea

Smart Guy- Tj

Marcus

Hannah Montana- Miley

Oliver

Boy meets world- Cory

Topenga-

Shawn-

Drake and Josh- Josh